Sheldon what makes me sad

I suppose if someone could teach sign language to Koko the gorilla I could teach you some rudimentary physics. Penny : Great! A little insulting, but great. I'll be Koko. Sheldon Cooper : Not likely. Koko learned to understand over two thousand words, not one of which had anything to do with shoes.

Penny : I was wondering if you could maybe teach me a little physics. Sheldon Cooper : A little physics?.. There's no such thing. Physics encompasses the entire universe. From quantum particles to supernovas. From spinning electrons to spinning galaxies. I wanna know enough so I can talk to Leonard about his job. Like Bernadette does.

Penny : Because I wanna surprise him. For example, I'm sure he'd be delightfully taken aback if you clean your apartment. Sheldon : Why are you crying? Penny : Because I'm stupid. Sheldon : That's no reason to cry. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad. Penny : You see in the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator so that he's warm, yet not so close that he sweats.

In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct, so he can still talk to everybody, yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.

Penny : A lot of the girls threw up, but I gutted that thing like a deer. Bernadette : I love your shoes. Penny : Oh, thanks. They are cute, aren't they?

Bernadette : Where'd you get them? Penny : Shoes for Less. Bernadette : I've been meaning to go over there. Penny : Oh, great selection, great prices. Sheldon Cooper : My mother was right. Hell is real. Howard Wolowitz : Come on, Sheldon, let the women-folk chat. Penny : Women-folk? Howard Wolowitz : Gals? Penny : Hey Sheldon, can I talk to you for a second? Sheldon Cooper : It's not about shoes, is it? I don't think I can go through that again. Sign In. Showing all 22 items.

Jump to: Photos 3 Quotes Create a list ». The Big Bang Theory. My TV-Shows Part 1. I'm just feeling a little guilty about all the trouble I've caused. Mary Cooper: Oh, so am I. Sheldon: You made God sad today, Mom. Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture. Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out. Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion. Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment. Sheldon: Why are you crying? One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Quote from Sheldon. Sheldon: Careful, Amy. The friend of the enemy's girlfriend is my enemy. Amy: Really? Sheldon: You're either with me or against me. Amy: You wanna take the bus to work? Sheldon: Maybe there's a third option. Quote from Amy. Amy: What does tweepodoc mean? Sheldon: Elephant?

Amy: Lucky guess.